Costco’s New Chocolate Chip Cookie Has Arrived

Due to the frequency with which I visit Costco, I am constantly confronted with its food court as I depart the establishment.

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Its inexpensive pizza segments and hot dog combos for $1.50 are my favorites, whereas its roast beef sandwich for $10 is considerably less so.

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A mango smoothie was introduced a year ago, and reviews indicated that it "tasted like baby food."

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After reintroducing scallions to the food court for its hot dogs, the establishment augmented its dessert selection with strawberry soft serve.

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As a result, the cherished churro is being phased out in favor of a brand-new enormous confection.

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After navigating a congested store, this chocolate chip cookie is a suitable way to relax with its solid and standard composition.

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Even after consuming a quarter of it, enduring something of this sweetness could quickly become a struggle.

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The new chocolate chip cookie from Costco is likely nothing you have never before tasted in your cookie-eating history.

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